critically disclaimed!

there are alot of things you'll keep discovering about me everyday, if you know me in person.....even if u know me since years there will be this one single thing you never knew existed in my personality....Im not trying to sound like a chameleon......just trying to sound freshER everyday ;)
well one of those things is that I can get infectiously happie......most of the time for no reason.....and then I begin to look at everything like it is existing to be the most beautiful thing in the world....for example...this weather....is so beautiful that I just cant get enough of it........I luv it.....I luv the way I wake up and feel so good every morning.....also...im on vacation.... ;)....so practically everyday of your life where u got up and had nothing to do feels like a good weather day......even if its 45' C.....so excuse me for feelin good bout this weather if you have to go through the ordeal of travellin the "Bambai" way everyday....all my pupppy faced heartfelt apologies...disguised under grins....hee hee....
I feel like doing the job of a critic......second thing u just discovered bout me.......im still the kid who wakes up every morning wishin to be in a different profession everyday....this phase normally lasts till bout 10-12 yrs in our lives...mine has lasted so long that Ive thought of things outside the circumference of the usual ones......if u said u would want to be a pilot....Id probably have said air traffic controller.....if u said chef...id say dessert maker...or wahtever...so u get the point.....today I wanna be a critic......which comes very naturally to me....I really really wish I could be this sweet girl who loved everything about everyone.....but im not...im mean and rude...and straightforward to the point of annoyance...so im pretty sure everybody who knows me has thought of atleast more than 5 ways to zip my mouth...or probably make the lips disappear and cause an incision much smaller than an oral cavity...haha.....I know it...I know ur even grinnin right now because you HAVE infact thought of all this........at one point......MEAN!
By the way this was not a justification for the criticism that follows.....
The 3 mistakes of my life by Chetan Bhagat :
expectations are the sole reason for sorrow....he wrote such a brilliant book in the form of 5 point someone that this one just seemed like a joke in front of it......I understand how he wants to aim a certain age group....the ones who are always stuck at the edge of indecisiveness and wobbly career decisions and all that....but there cant be too much said or written about the same things repeatedly.....the book is very immature....some of the characters are very obviously fictitious even though there's always a preconceived notion about his books being taken out of real life incidents.....I dont know if its just me but I dont understand the prologue...I dont feel the reality behind his experiences....I am not very curious before the book begins......some of the characters in the book are not elaborately described because the whole book is from the point of view of this one person.....also the end of the book is like a typical Hindi movie ending.....and it really disappointed me..coz I hate hindi movies...I absolutely adore the simplicity of Chetan Bhagat but seems like he's too much under the influence of script-writing rather than being an author...

Jaane tu ya jaane na
Hindi movies and me dont get along....in fact...movies and me dont get along...ive mentioned it time and again...I probably value time the least..I procrastinate..and im one of those people who waste time like it is only meant to be wasted.....but...when it comes to watchin a 3 hr movie....I can be extremely picky and choosy and finicky about how those suddenly-seeming-so-valuable seconds are spent......I watched this movie twice in 2 days coz thats how long it takes for me to decide if I liked it or not......decision is positive....I loved it...its very cute....if i was 16..i wudve probably added it to my favorite movie collection....muuuaah..

thats enough for being a hopeless critic....excuse moi if u got bored with my blog today....but im a blogger...gettin addictive...so whether or not i have something sensible to write...il write gibberish anyway.....even if i know and everyone around tells me that its crappy.........bloggin = freedom...to encourage the thoughts in ur head to be reproduced as crap in a bag...........so cheers to bloggism!! hurra............